Somewhere between dessert and delicious anarchy lives the freakshake. A glorious, chaotic invention of creamy, crunchy, chocolate-dripping dreams, these monsters go beyond mere milkshakes - they’re sugar-charged showcases of culinary creativity.
We’re talking whole donuts perched atop mason jars, milk infused with gelato and draped in sauces and toppings that defy gravity and dietary logic. If your sweet tooth is crying out for something outrageous, these four venues are mixing up concoctions that double as both dessert and dare.
Here’s where to get your freakshake fix - from pastel-hued coastal cafés to burger joints that pair ice cream excess with spicy wings.
Nestled in the heart of leafy Nundah, Fuel & Co brings serious neighbourhood charm with its rustic aesthetic and lush outdoor space. Recycled timber and the aroma of espresso create a cosy ambience that feels like your favourite weekend ritual. This Buckland Road café leans into comfort and familiarity but don’t let the homey feel fool you - it knows how to go bold, especially when it comes to its freakshake game. Whether you're here for a weekend brunch or a cheeky sugar fix, the vibe is always relaxed and welcoming.
Fuel & Co’s freakshakes are unapologetically indulgent. These towering creations are layered with biscuits, scoops of ice cream and a cascade of chocolate, crowned with clouds of whipped cream and crushed toppings. Whether you're drawn to the nostalgic Cookies & Cream, the rich Choc-Honeycomb or the cult-favourite Biscoff, every sip feels like a celebration. Forget moderation - these shakes are here to spoil.
Book your sugar escape today and treat yourself to the shake of your dreams.
Avocado Lounge – Brighton Le Sands, NSW
With its laid-back coastal elegance, Avocado Lounge on Bay Street is Brighton Le Sands’ answer to beachy café chic. Think breezy alfresco seating, lush indoor greenery and pendent lighting that throws a golden glow over your brunch. This café pulls a stylish crowd from morning till afternoon with beautifully plated Modern Australian fare that’s both health-conscious and indulgent. Behind the Instagram-perfect plates lies a hidden beast - the OTT milkshakes.
These milkshakes are less a drink and more a dessert tower. Each glass is lavishly finished with whipped cream and crushed biscuit crumble that spills over the edges. The flavours are rich and nostalgic, made to be devoured with a spoon and a straw. Whether paired with a Wagyu burger or a fruit-topped pancake stack, they deliver a hit of decadence that lingers.
Drop by and sip the sweet life - reservations recommended for peak hours.
When it comes to big-hearted Italian hospitality, Criniti’s at Carousel is pure theatre. Tucked inside Westfield Carousel, this cavernous, rustic-chic restaurant is a celebration of everything abundant - huge portions, big flavours and the kind of meals that demand you bring friends (and stretchy pants). From signature pizzas to slow-cooked lamb pasta, it’s a temple to family feasting and true to form, the freakshake is no small affair - it’s a full-blown dessert experience.
The Nutella freakshake is a sugar-soaked fantasy: rich vanilla gelato blended into silky milk, laced with thick Nutella, then crowned with a Nutella bomboloni donut. Yes, a whole donut - dusty with sugar and oozing chocolate - perched on top. It’s sticky, decadent and everything a Nutella lover could dream of. Pair it with a classic pasta or a share platter and consider your cravings conquered.
Make a booking for a sweet finale that hits the spot every time.
Hashtag Burgers and Waffles – Fortitude Valley, Qld
If you like your burgers outrageous and your milkshakes dialled up to eleven, Hashtag Burgers and Waffles in Fortitude Valley is your flavour-packed playground. The neon-lit venue oozes street-style attitude, with black furniture, pops of greenery and a menu that doesn’t hold back. Known for its burger behemoths and waffle-based brilliance, this joint knows how to hit your cravings hard and then finish you off with a sugar rush to remember
The shakes here aren’t just beverages - they’re dessert theatre. Expect waffle sticks and scoops of ice cream to rise from a thick base of sweet, creamy goodness. Whether you’ve just smashed a Hot Shot burger with jalapeños and chilli mayo, or devoured mac n cheese balls with zingy drizzle, a freakshake here is your final boss level. It’s fun, over-the-top and deliciously unapologetic.
Grab your mates and book in for a full-blown feast with the ultimate sweet finish.
Whether you’re in the mood for a donut-topped dessert or a milkshake that requires a support crew, these venues aren’t here to whisper - they’re here to shout. So go on, indulge. You’ve earned the sugar high.
